Buchanan Wasn’t Done Running
As waves of so-called “hotel fever” ravaged Washington DC, everyone was keeping close to a bathroom, including President-elect James Buchanan.
Despite days of intestinal pain, Buchanan decided he was feeling better and announced the ceremony was on!
Minutes into the ceremony he changed his mind, but it was too late. He suffered through the ceremony with his doctor standing by. No sources have confirmed he soiled his pants at the inaugural podium, although many sources insinuated.
A cover rumor quickly spread that the President was not sick, but had been poisoned by arsenic.
Harrison’s Hubris
William Henry Harrison was 68 years old when he was inaugurated. To prove he was still as vital as a young man he insisted on delivering a two-hour speech in the freezing cold without a coat on.
His hubris would cost him his presidency and his life. Less than 31 days into his term, he died of pneumonia. Vice President John Tyler had to serve out the remainder of the term.
Andy Ain’t a Drunkard
During Lincoln’s second inauguration, vice president—and president-to-be—Andrew Johnson had caught typhoid fever. His poor health along with a hot and muggy senate chamber made him feel like he might not be able to perform his duties at the ceremony.
What did the vice-president do to feel better in 1865? He drank a glass of whiskey. Then a second… and a third.
When it was time to give his speech, reports say he drunkenly rambled about pretty much nothing for 17 minutes, then kissed the bible.
Abraham Lincoln in Drag
By the time Abraham Lincoln was elected, seven states had left the Union, and the route to his inauguration led him through the slave-holding city of Baltimore.
Lincoln had already received hundreds of death threats as the outbreak of the Civil War loomed nearer.
Lincoln would actually store documents in his hat while he was walking around.
To dodge would-be assassins, Lincoln donned a woman’s shawl and cape to hide his distinguished presidential form, and he was able to quietly pass through the city.
Though he arrived safely, Lincoln’s opponents criticized him as a coward for hiding.