Weird Remedies For A Pearly White Smile

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Science & Technology
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Weird Remedies For A Pearly White Smile
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The search for a winning smile has been one for the ages, and plenty of people from all over the world have strived since the dawn of civilization to whiten their teeth. It wasn’t always easy.

As you might imagine, there have been more than a few curious theories on what might get the job done—including the application of urine and even filing down teeth to remove their stained top layers. Below, a look at the good, the bad… and the ugly.

Smile Like an Egyptian

The Egyptians are commonly thought to be the first humans obsessed with whiter teeth, and they developed a technique that actually worked; they’d apply a mixture of pumice and white vinegar to their teeth. This was about 4,000 years ago.

Urine Luck!

Meanwhile, Romans were known to use a blend of goat’s milk and human urine—the ammonia contained therein was known to be a strong bleaching agent. Uh, we’ll pass.

File Under: Bad Ideas

In the 17th century, barbers added tooth care to their services. What could go wrong, right? To be fair, there really wasn’t a whole lot to dentistry at the time; if a tooth was acting up, you’d yank the offending chopper and get on with your day.

But, if you found the thought of whitening teeth as the Romans did—with human urine—to be a turn-off, consider your barber essentially sanding teeth down with a metal file to then apply an acid. If we need to explain why that wasn’t a good idea, then you might be lacking in some fundamentals of tooth care yourself—and should probably get to a dentist, stat.

Teeth Whitening

Other Teeth Tips & Tricks

  • Charcoal  might not be your first choice when it comes to whitening teeth, but it’s long been considered a common asset in the battle against stained teeth—with plenty of current-day celebrities swearing by its benefits. The pros recommend it, too, for removing stains; they caution, however, that it might be lacking for the actual job of long-term whitening.

  • Sage and salt rub  is another natural option, usually applied as a paste.

  • Elecampane flower  has been recommended over the years for everything from upset stomach and healthy teeth, to whooping cough and magic potions.

  • Clove mouthwash. Whether you make your own or opt for the commercial variety, cloves have been collecting acclaim as a go-to herbal supplement for hundreds of years. Halitosis? Swollen gums? How about “remineralizing” those pearly whites? You name it, and cloves have been reported to help heal and manage.

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